Monkeys on the brain

its been a while, so heres a treat......

2009-04-23T00:00:00.000-07:00

some rapping by none other than natalie portman......

what you want natalie?
"THE DRINK AND FIGHT!"
what you need natalie
" TO F**K ALL NIGHT"

quality.

awesome video

2009-03-20T02:34:00.000-07:00

im not a fan of half life...in that i have never played it, so i dont know what its about. this video is apparently inbspired by it, but within minutes i found it gripping! great quality stuff from amateur footage.

the secret origin of batman

2009-03-15T06:11:00.000-07:00

click to enbiggen

darleks are real!

2009-03-04T01:33:00.000-08:00

what more proof do you need than this photo? eh?

according to the metro:

"Stunned volunteer Marc Oakland pulls the head of a Dalek from the murky depths of a pond he was helping to clean."

....apparently they filmed some episodes of dr who there in the 1980's.... but i dont believe it, its all a cover up, they are real i tell you!

bacon.....naise?

2009-02-27T06:06:00.000-08:00

why on earth havent i seen this before? genius, pure genius, surely this should be available nationwide.

only....in america

to the front!

2009-02-27T06:01:00.001-08:00

...forward i say!

ghostbusters!

2009-02-27T05:59:00.000-08:00

catch that jesus!

metallica kazoo!!!

2009-02-09T01:53:00.001-08:00

TRON 2!!!!

2009-02-06T05:50:00.000-08:00

ok, im sure many of you have already seen this, and its shit quality, but man, even at this quality i still get excited about this movie!

finally someone has frozen that bastard!

2009-02-04T01:32:00.001-08:00

watchmen viral video

2009-02-02T02:45:00.000-08:00

nice little piece of viral marketing here for the new watchmen movie

Deadpool is awesome!

2009-01-21T02:27:00.001-08:00

I think ive been missing out on this comic! deadpool is kick ass, why have i not seen this before, funny, well drawn, great character!

im buying deadpool this week, see what its like

click on the images where you cant read the text, seriously, its worth it!

Tony Hart: R.I.P

2009-01-19T01:39:00.000-08:00

Its a sad sad day, tony hart has passed away.

wolverine promo pics

2009-01-19T01:31:00.000-08:00

well im sure youve all seen the new wolverine trailer?

no.....damn your eyes!

you can see it here: TRAILER

apparently they are going for a much darker tone, but the origins of wolverine are pretty dark anyway, so thats pretty convienient

in the meantime heres a new promo pic featuring (from left to right): deadpool, gambit, wolverine, sabertooth and i think...silverfox, but im not sure on that last one.

wow....ant city

2009-01-16T02:03:00.000-08:00

pouring cement down an ant nest? cool, but jesus, isnt that unethical? surely they killed millions of ants in the process?

swartzanegger metal!

2009-01-15T03:25:00.001-08:00

a new genre for heavy metal fans.....

this next one is called 'nnnngraaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'

GET TO DE CHOPPA!

beoing....beoing.......gone!

2009-01-15T03:12:00.000-08:00

jesus! this is F**king close!

thundercats..........hooooooooooooooooooooooooo

2008-12-23T07:12:00.001-08:00

this is pantwetingly good!

a fake trailer for a possible thundercats movie, starring brad pitt as liono, vin deisel as panthrow, hugh jackman as tigra, and gigi edgley (chiana off farscape) as cheetara.

looks kick ass!

i love fake trailers, but it does make me think the real movie they are currently making will be a complete dissapointment.

images that made me chuckle!

2008-12-19T01:22:00.000-08:00

nothing fancy today, just 3 images i found online that made me laugh!

there a whole series of variations on the 'exhibit' one from pimp my ride.... i may post them later!

a new post! finally!!!! and a vader one at that.

2008-12-17T03:27:00.000-08:00

ok so because of the demand, i have returned! to post more crap for you to enjoy!

so without further a do.................a reworking of the opening of star wars....with vader...still voiced by james earl jones....but from the movie 'coming to america' rather than from star wars.....

f**king hilarious!

new star trek pics!

2008-10-16T02:28:00.000-07:00

from left to right: chekov, kirk, scotty, mcCoy, sulu, Uhura

..................awesome!

some more:

WTF?

2008-10-15T02:13:00.001-07:00

skip conversions

2008-10-14T02:01:00.000-07:00

this is the work of oliver bishop young, a young london based artist, very keen on recycling, he has been converting skips into 'urban playgrounds' ....some of these are awesome!

i must...buy...this...car

2008-10-13T06:08:00.001-07:00

nice ad..................stupid....but nice

not everyone likes metal...........FUCK THEM!

2008-10-13T06:04:00.003-07:00

fat ed furrys guide to metal.............need i say more

KazooKeylele - Ukulele

2008-10-13T02:18:00.001-07:00

...............i want more songs done in this manner!

matt damons movie comes to life!

2008-10-11T06:11:00.001-07:00

HOpefully some of you will have seen the youtube clip of matt damon ripping into sarah palin doing the rounds on the internet, where he points out she could become president!

"its like a bad disney movie"

well.............look no further, here is that movie trailer!

and the origional matt damon clip:

the dark toy

2008-10-08T01:56:00.000-07:00

ok sooooooooooooo im gonna tell you what this is straight up. its the audio from the dark knight trailer, fitted to footage from toy story 2.

its pretty good i have to admit

a few things to look for:

the t-rex as alfred............its inspired!

lucius fox (morgan freeman) as played by the potato man!

also the jokers laugh fitted to woody is just plain creepy........... in fact most of the jokers dialogue fitted to woody is creepy!

check it out:

360 swing

2008-10-08T01:51:00.000-07:00

it is possible!

at last after all these years i know, how i have wasted my life!

the wonder things about tiggers is?

2008-10-08T01:47:00.001-07:00

found this on a forum, i think its brilliant. Its from savage chicken a webcomic drawn entirely on post it notes. very cool stuff!

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandslide

2008-10-07T03:01:00.001-07:00

i cant believe someone got this on tape!

more facebook infomercials

2008-10-02T05:54:00.000-07:00

funny shit

what if faceboook were real?

2008-10-02T04:49:00.001-07:00

well...............what it?

hilarious!

yo yo amazing

2008-09-30T03:54:00.000-07:00

clearly i wasted my childhood!

speaking of translation

2008-09-26T02:43:00.000-07:00

..... even wondered what rappers are actually saying at battle raps? i mena i know most of us can get the jist of it, but almost 100 percent of the language is altered by slang, dialect and profanity (im sure we can all cope)

but if you broke it all down, to the queens english, woudl it still all make sense?

YES! it would!

awesome, why no one else has though of doing this is beyond me!

more of it!

2008-09-24T06:37:00.001-07:00

geeez, there is more of it, teeside tintin, its awesome! there are whole episodes!

middlesborough tintin

2008-09-24T06:34:00.000-07:00

what if tintin came from middlesborough?

....he fucking should do after seeing this!

miniture art

2008-09-20T07:06:00.000-07:00

i really love this stuff, at some point i will try it myself

where did our creativity go?

2008-09-20T06:54:00.000-07:00

this looks fascinating....... i want to be a part of it, but its already happened..... i suppose im creative enough already.

:)

the story of 1000 journals!

mrs vader?

2008-09-18T04:26:00.001-07:00

love this pic...........no idea where it came from!

floor art

2008-09-18T04:26:00.000-07:00

it always gets me in the mood to create when i find a piece of exciting artwork or craft, this one is no different, i really want to try this, but i dont think it would work on my kitchen floor (which is skanky)

this guy has basically laid down a vinyl surface and drawn over it for his kitchen, it looks very cool, but more importantly............where oh where did he get that carpet that looks like grass? i want one!!!

heres some pics:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he very kindly uploaded a youtube video of how he did it! so here is that too:

go HERE to see more

arnold is the terminator again!

2008-09-12T02:55:00.000-07:00

in the pic above you can see arnold swartzenegger meeting with the new john conner, christian bale...

.....this is no meer chance meeting, arnold is apparently set to provide voice and cg likeness for an appearance in terminator 4....

this is awesome, it will be young arnold in action again.

i got this news from 'latino review' (not a site i frequent, someone else sent this to me)

"I should make it clear, i have varous contacts in WB and from what i've been told the fans are in for a treat. The premise of Arnie's involvement is to have a fully rendered digital face of Arnie replacing the recently cast Roland Kickinger (The Younger version of Arnie). It seems the Director Mc G will in no doubt try all he can to ensure the Governator has some sort of involvement and as a result Arnold was on set providing key ADR (Voice over) for the visual effects guys to reference during post production. You have to remember, Arnold's commitments are preventing his return to the movie business and this seems the best logical way to ensure his involvement.

awesome!

nutters!

2008-09-12T01:47:00.001-07:00

.....nutters..............just nutters

damn hippies!

its scientific!!!!

2008-09-11T01:49:00.000-07:00

awesome fun lesson about gas

why doesnt this guy have a show in the uk, hes awesome! i want more!

im batman...its what i do

2008-09-10T03:46:00.001-07:00

this is actually 'how superman shoudl have ended'

but the funniest part is batmans role at the end. check it out

how spiderman 3 should have ended

2008-09-10T03:42:00.000-07:00

i know this movie annoyed at lot of people, me? i enjoyed it....but venom as lame....anyway, enough of my opinion, heres a lovely flash movie to enjoy:

tennis player kills bird!

2008-09-09T06:54:00.000-07:00

bizarre......

noel gallager gets some comeupance

2008-09-08T06:05:00.000-07:00

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahhahahhahaha.....ha.....ha........hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha#

wait till 1.30 then it all goes crazy! jsut watch.

giant spider robot

2008-09-04T02:44:00.001-07:00

this is very very cool

La Machine: a giant robot robot spider hanging above lime st in liverpool.

The massive spider is the first glimpse of the mysterious La Princess, the mechanical creature at the centre of the La Machine extravaganza.

Its 37 tons, and 50ft long.

bloody amazing.

this needs a caption

2008-09-03T06:27:00.001-07:00

i cant think of one! any suggestions?

another batman fan poster

2008-09-03T01:52:00.000-07:00

heres another fan poster for apotential batman 3............i think its clear people are rooting for an appearance by the riddler! what i like about most of batmans villians is that they dont have superpowers, they are deformed (often psycotic) criminals, which perfectly matches his non superpowered crime fighter.

i think the previous one i posted was better, but this is still very cool!

paintball goes to the next level

2008-08-29T01:45:00.001-07:00

found this on myextralife.com

very cool!

calvinball!

2008-08-26T08:48:00.000-07:00

i dont know if anyone else (who reads this) is, but i am a huge calvin and hobbes fan, and throughout the series he plays a fuctional game called 'calvinball'

well some genius over at simply calvin and hobbes (www.simplech.com) has written out all the rules (as bizarre as they may be!)

check it out!

CALVINBALL
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reading festival campsite

2008-08-26T02:11:00.000-07:00

what ho, everyone

well i just got back from a weekend away at the reading festival, which was awesome!...........well the music was awesome, the campsite was mental! i have never seen people sun such riot over....well a can of beer! its all these these dumb young kids who get wasted and want to set fire to things... really nuts!.

i stayed for the music, but left on the last night, not wanting to camp there for much longer, thankfully i missed..........this:

viral marketing - wooooooooooo

2008-08-20T02:38:00.000-07:00

this is a lovely piece of viral marketing from samsung..... very cool and really well done!

anyone else know any good virals out there? with nice 3d?

cool art - literally

2008-08-19T01:56:00.000-07:00

this is the work of brazillian artist Nele Azevedo, its a large instilation piece he created using hundreds of tiny ice men, lasting until the very last one melts...i really dig it!

awesome bike concept

2008-08-19T01:51:00.000-07:00

you can read more about this HERE, theres a nice video clip too. It ment to be a wearable motocycle, i have to admit i think its really cool, like something out oa sci-fi movie, and the 3d renderings and explaination (on the video clip) are really nice too.

great stuff.

the dark knight returns?

2008-08-15T09:16:00.000-07:00

this is clearly fake, but it looks cool none the less, someone is very talented! (click to enlarge)

aborted buffy cartoon??

2008-08-15T08:00:00.000-07:00

apparently so, this is a sample of an aborted buffy the vampire cartton from about 4 years ago. i think it looks pretty good, could have been a nice way to keep the series alive if you ask me.

you tube comedy series

2008-08-15T04:36:00.000-07:00

theres a snumber of comedy series on you tube, that are actually really good, and normally they are just a little bit different from the normal stuff you get on tv (generally they are wierder!). theres a really good on you should check out called 'chad vader - day shift manager' about darth vaders brother.

anyway, i found this - 'The line' its about geeks queing to get into a new movie - its good!

heres the first 5 eps:

episode 2:

episode 3:

episdoe 4:

episode 5:

dumb....and the response

2008-08-14T08:44:00.000-07:00

well im sure more people have seen this now, the miss teen american padgent from last year i think, a wonderful entry from miss carolina!... lets have a look:

in case you didnt get that, here it is, with subtitles!

and the follow up by jimmy kimmel, who breaks it down very well.

and an animated version in case you need pictures:

her parents live at the content! (not really)

and finally..... miss teen south carolina ...calls 911

american are fuckers!

2008-08-14T08:19:00.000-07:00

seriously..... this is shocking...

bomb everywhere!

sri lanka???

australia?

france?

italy?

jesus!

i thought europe was a country!

2008-08-14T08:15:00.000-07:00

some gems here!

is france a country?

i thought europe was a country

im listening to what your saying but im only hearing what i want to

hungary? thats a country? ive heard of turkey, but hungary....never heard of it.

the cleveland show???

2008-08-14T01:49:00.001-07:00

this is promo pic of the new family guy spin off.... 'the cleveland show' ....hmmmm im not convinced! for one, the line up of characters here bares a striking resemblance to the 5 main characters in familly guy, fat son, baby, husband, wife...the only real exception seem to the daughter who looks quite different from meg, and the lack of brian the dog.

im intreagued, but more in a 'how is this different to familly guy' way, than an actually desire to see the show.

also why cleveland? hes not one of the more interesting characters in the show, quagmire would have been a much better choice!

grow little mushroom!

2008-08-13T09:12:00.000-07:00

watching mushrooms grow is strangely facsinating (although i think the music helps!)

wii fail!

2008-08-13T06:34:00.001-07:00

oh dear oh dear, this is a serious wii 'fail'

............

i know ive said it before, but there really are no words to describe this.....

jake gyllenahll as the prince of

2008-08-12T02:49:00.000-07:00

ohhhhh check out those pecks!

luke does not approve of merry 'blues' vader

2008-08-11T08:00:00.001-07:00

you know , i always thought that thing under darth vaders helmet looked like a harmonics, now it seems i have been proven correct!

set engines to warm!

2008-08-09T09:23:00.001-07:00

this image is awesome!

just gutteral sounds

2008-08-08T06:32:00.000-07:00

hey all

someone sent me this on you tube, its pretty much sums up everything i didnt like about the dark knight! dont get me wrong, i love the movie as a whole, but this one thing bugged the hell outta me. bale's gravely batman voice....its just so stupid!

best food....ever

2008-08-08T04:19:00.000-07:00

great cooking idea....explained simply...in picture format.... why bother with recepie books ever again? im sooooo doing the bacon one!

(click for larger image!)

slooow mo lightning

2008-08-08T03:30:00.001-07:00

fascinating to look at...i didnt relaise it stayed so still... also the first bit where it grows outward....wow!

james franco is funny

2008-08-08T02:31:00.000-07:00

james franco is funny!

..or an arse! ......these are hysterical, but he does do this 'im a huge big headed actor' skits quite lot....still....funny

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL jungle noodles

2008-08-07T04:41:00.001-07:00

no words

fan built tumbler

2008-08-07T02:19:00.000-07:00

the lengths some people will go to, to own a piece of movie memorbilia amazes me, ths guy here (in america... who'd a thought it?) has built his own drivable version fo the tumbler from the new batman mvoies! what a nutter! i mean he cant exactly drive that around the streets can he? is it road legal? i doubt he can see out of the back of it, its hardly going to have all batmans onboard comuter navigation, so he will have to drive it like any normal commuter! where are the indicators? the break lights eh?

pff!

anyway, you can read more here: TUMBLER

triumph strikes again!

2008-08-06T10:19:00.000-07:00

if youve ever seen triumph the comic insult dog, you shoudl be familiar with this, hes a puppet that appears on the conan obrien show, ripping the piss out of people, he did an excellent job outside of a showing of star wars episode 2, laying into star wars geeks, and ....well hes back, at the 2008 san diego comic con.

agent smith lives!

2008-08-04T07:58:00.000-07:00

proof that we are all part of the matrix, check this guy out, hes talks just like agent smith!

2008-08-04T07:54:00.001-07:00

the worlds best magician ever... this makes me laugh! better with music.

2d animation is great

2008-07-31T07:12:00.001-07:00

very nice music video for nerd here.... not sure hwo much of it is stop motiona nd how much is after effects, buts it looks lovely

designing the stop sign

2008-07-30T03:08:00.000-07:00

what if you had the design the stop sign...for a corportation....

dear lord can you imagine

evidently someone has....but isnt that what you tube is for? i swear the longer this blog goes on the more its becoming an advocate fo youtube rather than anything else!

serisouly disturbing

2008-07-29T03:07:00.000-07:00

....pelican eats a pideon!

i was gonna write mroe, but what else can you say?....its quite something

this is just cool

2008-07-29T03:04:00.000-07:00

old style dance moves set to new dance music..... somehow...very cool

i dig it.

worst job interview ever

2008-07-23T04:32:00.000-07:00

another classic bit of youtube! enjoy.

MELTDOWN!

2008-07-18T08:10:00.000-07:00

well its been weeks since i posted anything.... but heres something

HOTEL MELTDOWN

ahhhhhh the wonders of youtube, how you help me occupy my time at work!

dont make me a target!

2008-07-02T09:54:00.000-07:00

adam buxton of 'adam and joe' fame.....is fricking hilarious.... no seriously!

in all seriousness, he has a youtube page where he uploads stuff he creates, some are ok, some are great!

this one i really like!

reminds me of the good old days of adam and jow in channel 4..... but its also a pretty cool video i think.

lego wallleeeeeeeeee

2008-06-30T04:38:00.001-07:00

awesome!

star wars dance off!

2008-06-20T01:51:00.000-07:00

first this:

then this:

what could have been?

2008-06-16T09:19:00.000-07:00

hey so, i havent posted in a while....truth be told things have been dying down here for the last few weeks, the thing is, this blog has fast become something i never intended it to be, a contest to see what cool, popular things i can post...for no real reason. It was ment to be somewhere i could record my observations on life, but somehow that wasnt interesting enough and now its mutated into something i dont really care to update anymore.

anyway.... enough of that.

heres a pic of the potential spiderman movie we could have had if james cameron had directed it. while i think his leonard dicaprio would have been fucking dreadful, i would still be intreaged, and i recon he would have picked a much better actress for mary janes (dont get me started on kirstin dunst...she pisses me off!

anyway, enjoy:

severe comeupance

2008-06-11T04:30:00.000-07:00

this kid, got what he had coming to him

world of world of warcraft

2008-06-11T01:58:00.000-07:00

the onion posted this spoof report of the sequel to world of warcraft...... world of world of warcraft.

you get to play as someone, playing world of warcraft.... bizarre, but very funny!

stuff you find on the net

2008-06-09T02:35:00.000-07:00

came across this, this morning............genius!

britney is a pussy!

2008-06-06T01:59:00.000-07:00

...cat doll

hurrah! (see what i did there)

just read that britney spears is gonna make a cameo appearance in a new pussycat dolls video, while this is certainly not earth shattering news, it filled me with joy!

shes a bit run down, a bit messed up, but come on....everyone love's seeing britney prance about in her underwear, its what america was founded on! (ok thats a bit of a stretch, but....i think its almost true these days)

there are more details on this, but i cant be arsed to go into them, so instead here is a picture of a lovely pussycat doll dressed in their norma uniform of ..........um...suspenders and stuff

what if george lucas had digitally restored singing in the rain?

2008-06-03T09:34:00.001-07:00

its a question ive pondered myself often........and now finally i have an answer!

brilliant!

2008-06-02T04:21:00.000-07:00

BIG BUCK BUNNY RULES

garfield minus garfield

2008-06-02T01:39:00.000-07:00

ever wondered what a comic strip would be like withouth the main character? well wonder no more, this is

garfield minus garfield

its just he supporting characters, jon and oddie.............and its genius! i actually think its more funny withouth garfield, jon is crazy and talks to himself, its brilliant!

here is a sample:

this picture sums up my thoughts on indiana jones 4

2008-05-30T04:12:00.003-07:00

says it all really.

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the most awesome kid/midget ever!

2008-05-30T04:12:00.001-07:00

seriously........this kid rocks!

i want one....you know...for parties
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its all begins again!

2008-05-27T06:17:00.000-07:00

dear lord ...big brother 9 is here!

any of these losers could be on your tv for the next 3 months:

you have been warned!

transparent washer!

2008-05-22T02:45:00.000-07:00

just thought this was cool a range of transparent household appliances!

not bad for 65

2008-05-22T02:04:00.001-07:00

this is a 2 part story really, above is a pic of harrison ford, having his chest waxed to raise aweness about how deforestation continues to affect global warming.

now....my first point is..........this guy is 65??? he looks pretty good i would say, i hope i look thats good at 65, his face looks much older than his body.. well done Indy!

the second thing is.......... and let me get this straight........... hes waxing his chest in order to highlight how much deforestation contributes to global warning????

quote:

"every bit of rainforest thats gets ripped out over there really hurts us over here"

that is possibly the most tenuous link i have ever heard of..... tress get ripped out over there, harrison ford's chest hair gets ripped out over here.... i mean i see what they have done, 2 things getting ripped out, a celebrity endorsment... but seriously? this is kinda lame, surely its just an excuse for harrison ford to show hes not over the hill?

also its all in the description, if they hadnt used the word 'ripped' it wouldnt work, if you said trees get cut down over there, you couldnt make the same association, instead harrison ford would have to get a haircut to make the same connection.

heres an idea:

harrison ford get a karate chopped, just like the trees of the rainforest get chopped

herrison ford burns his toungue of spicy food, just as tree's are burned down in the rainforest.

harrison ford is pulled (in a tug of war) just as the trees of the rainforest are pulled out.

harrison ford goes on a see saw to highlight how many tree's are sawn down each year

see what i did there? i could go on for ages............you get the idea