he's a little bit special

this is very wrong! but oh so funny. stephen lynch is fucking hysterical man!

another stupid celeb

well here we go again... another young female celebrity caught drink driving!

this time its mischa barton!, well done mischa.



whats worse in this case, is that mischa played a character for several years with a drinking problem, so she fairly familiar with the problems it causes! its more like you dont have celebrity cred unless you get yourself a ridiculously small dog, and get arrested for drinking.

.....i have no funny quips here, its just a waste of talent (although much like paris hilton i do feel mischa is lacking in that department).

how to look good at 42

ok normally i wouldnt post something quite so ....um..... well you know what i mean. but when i read how old this girl was, i was suprised!!!

this is stacy dash .... she played cher's best friend in clueless i think her characters name was divon or something to that accord........and shes 42!!! damn, she looks good for 42! im just saying im suprised thats all.



also on a side note, ive just read the tagline for this magazine

'the illest men's magazine ever'

lololololololol, thats great! sweet ..... dawg!

creepy robots are on the way

its like the movie A.I. but creepier!

more white trash

ive just read the britney spear's little sisters fiance (so the soon to be husbadn of her little sister) has pulled a gun on paparazzi.

Casey Aldridge (the guy) is 19, he's kocked up jamie lynn spears (then 16, now 17), and nows he pulling a gun on the press................i mean do we need any more proof that the spears familly are basically white trash? really?

important statistics

a letter from jerry

today i recieved this email..... fascinating stuff

Dear Friend,

please pardon me for emailing you in this matter of heart and concern. My name is Jerry Gunda, i am 20 yrs old and from the republic of Zimbabwe. My late father Brigadier Armstrong Gunda is the reason why i am writing you. He was assasinated in Zimbabwe because he was suspected by the president of being a partaker of the last coup plot to remove President Robert Mugabe from power. I am mailing you because i need your assistance to claim some huge amount of money from a bank in Ghana which was deposited by my late father. Please this fund should be move from Africa before the government finds out about the fund. I am will give you the details when i read your message and please let it be confidential.

From;
Jerry Gunda


well jerry.....um i think there are a few inconsistencies there....firstly, how is this a 'matter of heart and concern'....what is a matter of heart and concern anyway? surely this is a financial matter... nevermind im using that phrase from now on

i love the fact he's called 'jerry gunda' very strong african name jerry. huge tradition of jerry's in the gunda family so im told.

"he was suspected by the president of being a partaker of the last coup plot" ....okaaaaay suspected of being a partaker? is that even a crime? or of it is, doesnt he mean 'conspiracy to murder' rather than 'suspected by the president of being a partaker of the last coup plot'

"I am mailing you because i need your assistance to claim some huge amount of money" firstly this sounds like he is very street "some huge amount of money ....G" and secondly, why does he need me? what exactly am i ment to offer? i should email back and ask really.

"Please this fund should be move from Africa before the government finds out about the fund." fund fund fund.... theres a fund? why i had no idea? how on earth are the government going to find out?

"I am will give you the details when i read your message and please let it be confidential."oh of course jerry, i will make this highly confidential! only you and me will know about it old pal! what makes him think he cna trust me, ive never even met jerry before! why for all he knows ic ould post his message on a blog for anyone to read

.....er.....

sweet revenge!

finally a telmarketer gets some comupance! this is genius!

star wars gangster rap!

its the V to the A to the D.E.R.

tom cruise spoof....sheer brilliance!

so well done! 9/10