a letter from jerry

today i recieved this email..... fascinating stuff

Dear Friend,

please pardon me for emailing you in this matter of heart and concern. My name is Jerry Gunda, i am 20 yrs old and from the republic of Zimbabwe. My late father Brigadier Armstrong Gunda is the reason why i am writing you. He was assasinated in Zimbabwe because he was suspected by the president of being a partaker of the last coup plot to remove President Robert Mugabe from power. I am mailing you because i need your assistance to claim some huge amount of money from a bank in Ghana which was deposited by my late father. Please this fund should be move from Africa before the government finds out about the fund. I am will give you the details when i read your message and please let it be confidential.

From;
Jerry Gunda


well jerry.....um i think there are a few inconsistencies there....firstly, how is this a 'matter of heart and concern'....what is a matter of heart and concern anyway? surely this is a financial matter... nevermind im using that phrase from now on

i love the fact he's called 'jerry gunda' very strong african name jerry. huge tradition of jerry's in the gunda family so im told.

"he was suspected by the president of being a partaker of the last coup plot" ....okaaaaay suspected of being a partaker? is that even a crime? or of it is, doesnt he mean 'conspiracy to murder' rather than 'suspected by the president of being a partaker of the last coup plot'

"I am mailing you because i need your assistance to claim some huge amount of money" firstly this sounds like he is very street "some huge amount of money ....G" and secondly, why does he need me? what exactly am i ment to offer? i should email back and ask really.

"Please this fund should be move from Africa before the government finds out about the fund." fund fund fund.... theres a fund? why i had no idea? how on earth are the government going to find out?

"I am will give you the details when i read your message and please let it be confidential."oh of course jerry, i will make this highly confidential! only you and me will know about it old pal! what makes him think he cna trust me, ive never even met jerry before! why for all he knows ic ould post his message on a blog for anyone to read

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