today is St Skeletor's Day (apparently) and im all in favour of it! all praise the mightly lord skeletor!
St Skeletor’s Day is a non-commercial alternative to the corporate whorefest that is St Valentine’s Day. Each year, on February 15th, the festival of St. Skeletor occurs worldwide. The purposes are:-
- a) The destruction of ‘lurrve’
- 2) The destruction of saucy greetings cards
- d) The destruction of people with boyfriends/girlfriends
St Valentine of course is the patron saint of making single people feel like crap — each year, the celebration drifts further away from the celebration of love, and further towards the celebration of fluffy handcuffs, expensive flowers, thoughtless greetings cards and other tat shaped into heart shaped packaging, putting pressure on people in relationships to partake of their hard earned cash and actually buy this crap.
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